imaghostmotherfucker: that you like them (ghosts are telling ur crush)
the unfriendly ghost ([personal profile] imaghostmotherfucker) wrote2016-04-13 12:37 am

Memory 1

Memory: Journey to the center of the Caboose (Significant Negative)
Game: Puma's heart
Day: 216

Part 1 (transcript)
Part 2 (transcript)
Part 3 (transcript)

What it is:
-Tex just finished telling the Blue team a story of the Good Old Times
-including a part about you getting pantsed in high school
-which was entirely out of context
-also she is currently in your body
-yes can we move on to stopping the AI
-she says she doesn't remember much about the whole process
-nnnnot really comfortable with the whole thing about her brain getting messed with and the AI taking her over
-not cool
-but obviously you're only helping her so she'll give your body back NO OTHER REASON I-IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CARE OR ANYTHING
-both you and Tex will possess Caboose
-you hope Tucker can figure out a way to convince the Reds
-he's not as dumb as he acts, he can figure it out
-maybe
-LADIES FIRST
-(you wouldn't have actually abandoned her no matter what she thinks)
-(rude of her to think so tho)
-(you love her but man she is a bitch)
-wow Caboose's mind is a weird place
-also bigger than you'd expected
-Caboose's mental images of everyone are so stupid
-oh my god is that supposed to be you
-what a dick
-okay no you can't take this you have to point out all the ways this is wrong
-you don't have a best friend because what the fuck is friendship even
-why does Caboose think Southern = pirate??
-WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF THIS
-wow other you just died
-ANYWAY TIME TO KILL O'MALLEY
-nobody makes your girlfriend cranky and psychotic but you
-(<3)
-one-liners are hard
-but these are pretty good
-and then Tex does her own line like hers is any better
-aaaaaaaand they're both gone
-you really hate it when that happens

What he learned:
-I'm out of my body beCAUSE I'M A GHOST NO OTHER REASON
-I have a girlfriend, computers can't have girlfriend CLEARLY I AM A PERSON
-and my girlfriend is... also a ghost I guess.........
-also +100 I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND (even though she's mean)
-why is it always fucking AI why is the AI possessing Caboose why any of this
-why am I going into other people's heads all the time
-so many questions, so few answers
-but hey at least Puma's heart is now significantly less awful in comparison